My inner monologue consists of me screaming I don’t care
bring the kibbles
I hate it when Girl Scouts are selling cookies and I don’t have money to buy them.
Partially because I am honor-bound to support their lesbian, socialist, transgender, abortionist agenda.
And partially because I really fucking love Girl Scout cookies.
GRANDMA, IT’S ME, ANASTASIA
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit
this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?
"how many times are you going to listen to that song" until the void in my heart is filled
Lunch break comic» don’t care
wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere